Saturday, February 23, 2008

Moving Time




I'm still not entirely sure why I'm going back, but it's time to start packing.

Monday, February 18, 2008

And I Said No, No, No!

I decided to spend the day doing what I do best- shopping! And hallelujah, what do I find but a gorgeous black and white print DVF wrap dress with bell sleeves on sale for $30. $30! That's probably less that the material cost to make the dress. Alas, 15 minutes in the dressing room trying desperately to make it fit, I realized it was a lost cause. Regardless of how beautiful the dress was, a bad fit would never do it justice.

I walked out of the store in defeat.

Now, I stopped drinking soda at the start of the new year, but this was clearly a special situation. I headed into the nearest 7-11 and beelined for the drinks.

What's this? A new flavor? I've been out of the game for far too long. Limited Edition Diet Dr. Pepper Cherry Chocolate? Cherries? Chocolate? Zero calories? $1 off coupon? Sold!



I cracked that bad boy open and took a swig. A swig of cherry cough syrup with not-so-subtle hints of chocolate scratch-n-sniff stickers.




Aye-aye says, "FAIL!"

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Yellow Fever

Wrong:


Right:

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Steal of the Day!




These are on sale?!? 60% off!!? You've got to be kidding me! Who wouldn't want to pay $780.00 for these beauties?

Because everyone deserves a little Thursday pick-me-up, I bring you the Olivia Morris EXCLUSIVE Floral Print Pumps for the low low price of $312.00 [net-a-porter]

Old Navy Couture



Are you for serious? Once again, "Couture" in the brand name, does not a fashion statement make.

Wear at your own risk.

Juicy Couture Lucille Flip-Flops — $88 [net-a-porter]

Watch Out LA!

You can take the girl out of So Cal... But she'll just go back.

The words I swore I would never say have already been repeated over and over: I'm moving back to LA.

I've been told by the least judgmental girl I know that she better not catch me simultaneously checking my BlackBerry AND cell phone while some how balancing my Starbucks and giant purse in tottering high heels.

Oh, please! I would never dream of it. High heels are so 2007 anyways. I already have my outfit picked out for the first day of work.



So ca-yute!

Like I Said

First Born. Jack.