Yellow Fever

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Steal of the Day!

These are on sale?!? 60% off!!? You've got to be kidding me! Who wouldn't want to pay $780.00 for these beauties?

Because everyone deserves a little Thursday pick-me-up, I bring you the Olivia Morris EXCLUSIVE Floral Print Pumps for the low low price of $312.00 [net-a-porter]

Old Navy Couture

Are you for serious? Once again, "Couture" in the brand name, does not a fashion statement make.

Wear at your own risk.

Juicy Couture Lucille Flip-Flops — $88 [net-a-porter]

Watch Out LA!

You can take the girl out of So Cal... But she'll just go back.

The words I swore I would never say have already been repeated over and over: I'm moving back to LA.

I've been told by the least judgmental girl I know that she better not catch me simultaneously checking my BlackBerry AND cell phone while some how balancing my Starbucks and giant purse in tottering high heels.

Oh, please! I would never dream of it. High heels are so 2007 anyways. I already have my outfit picked out for the first day of work.



So ca-yute!

Like I Said

First Born. Jack.